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April Fools’ Day is filled with pranks, jokes, and lots of laughter! Celebrate this silly day with some entertaining horse-inspired jokes. Your barn buddies will get a kick out of these fun and quirky funnies. Get ready to hold your belly… you’re in for some rolling laughter!

Horse Jokes

1. A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?”

The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”

The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”

2. Have you heard the one about the runaway horse? It’s a terrible tale of WHOA!

3. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

4. A pony went to the doctor complaining about having a sore throat. The doctor said: “It’s OK, you’re just a little horse.”

5. Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it.

6. What disease are horses most scared of getting? Hay fever!

7. When does a horse talk? Whinny wants to!

8. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”

9. What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race? Sherbet.

10. What sort of horses come out after dark? Nightmares!

How great are these cheesy horse jokes? They must be worth at least a few laughs!