Have you suffered through a break up recently? You may have sworn off men! After all, you have to protect your heart. Rest assured cowgirls, your horse will never treat you like a man. They’re the most loyal and understanding partners you’ll ever have. Grab a glass of wine and enjoy this fun list!
Why Horses Are Better Than Men…
- They’re so good at listening! Your horse won’t mind if you cry in their mane or talk for hours. In fact, they won’t even argue or disagree.
- Horses will never judge your appearance. You can show up with your hair in a messy bun and pajama pants… they won’t care.
- They’re easy to feed. No more planning elaborate meals. Your horse is content with a bucket of grain and hay net.
- Your horse won’t be shy with public affection. Bring on the scratches, hugs, and nose kisses.
- You can dress them up and they won’t complain.
It’s clear… Pick the horse over the man! They will make your life so much more pleasant. If you must pick a man, then at least find one that understands and respects your love of horses.