_Cowgirl7We know dressing up as a “Cowgirl” is a very popular costume for Halloween. It usually includes wearing a pair of cheap cowboy boots, finding a cheesy hat at a costume shop, and some Daisy Duke jean shorts. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…but these cowgirl Halloween costumes are just straight up sad. Here are the seven worst Halloween costumes from people who clearly have no idea what a Cowgirl really is!

 

Can you say “tacky”?…A velvet hat? The smallest vest known to mankind? I think those gloves are better suited to a lounge singer than a cowgirl.Cowgirl6We would love to see this girl try to ride a horse in those boots.  Good luck, “Annie Oakley”…Cowgirl5This poor cowgirl is going to get some weird tan lines in that get-up.Cowgirl4That is the tiniest, saddest cowboy hat we’ve ever seen. Just because she has a fake sheriff star on her pleather vest doesn’t mean she’s coming anywhere close to being a cowgirl. Sorry, this costume is a giant swing and a miss.Cowgirl3Good luck trying to buck hay in that mini dress…Cowgirl2-2Since when do cowgirls wear fishnets and garters? Sorry sister, you look more like a saloon girl in that petticoat than a cowgirl. Don’t even get us started on those platform boots…Cowgirl1-2What? Just…what? Why? We totally missed the joke on this one. Unless the joke is that she’s wearing slip-on “faux cowboy boots”, fake blonde braids, and we’re pretty sure that belt doesn’t even buckle. This is without a doubt the worst, most inaccurate “Cowgirl costume” we’ve ever seen.